Go Figur- YA Mon is signed

Word coming from One Buc Place this afternoon is the season is saved, an eleven game run is coming up next. The wide receiver/kick returned drafted 74th overall by the Baltimore Ravens and released by the Detroit Lions, (cue Bob Marley) Yamon Figurs was signed after a workout.
Junior called out the wide receivers after the pasting the Philly Felons put on the Bucs. Does any Bucs follower really expect to see Mike Clayton sit this week or be cut? Nah, he's got crunk according to Junior. He's a gamer. No one will likely see the Bucs at all this week because the B-word is looming. The first possible blackout since Ray Jay was built is looming this weekend.

Clayton sucks and the fans know it. Someone beat me to the punch and started the website, www.80sucks.com. After his comments last week about having his checks in the bank already and the fans have no clue as to what it's like on the field were the final nail in the coffin for Claytons' tenure for me. Junior might have signed you for 3 years jack but next year when the Bucs see a real head coach at the helm, your happy ass will be down the road. I'm sure you'll get a contract from Seattle, they love washed up has beens and never weres.

So, congrats to Junior and those at One Buc Place. This signing today sets in place the groundwork for an 11 game win streak and a push deep into the playoffs. Yeah right, cue the Bob Marley again and have the 12th Red Stripe. 1-15 is reality.