Health and Human Services Director, Kathleen Sebelius testified before Congress regarding the status of the Swine flu on Tuesday. This is the woman who instructed all of you loyal to the Motherland, how to sneeze. She mandated a few weeks ago that you WILL get the Swine flu vaccine. She has presented the perfect photo op with some captions. Supposedly, she had some sort of surgery, perhaps a lobotomy would have been in order.
Possible captions,
- Kathleen auditions for the lead role of Bea Arthur in the movie remake of the Golden Girls.
-HHS Secretary warns the American public, once tequila is consumed, sex should never be an option.
-Kathleen has her eye on you.
-Just before her testimony to Congress, Kathleen Sebelius sat on a Magic Bullet left behind from the previous person testifying. Twist and turn, just 10 seconds and you're done.
-If "O" can smoke in the White House, why the hell can't I light up my Sharpie here?
-Witchland, North Dakota Holiday Inn lounge singer Sarah Sunrise petitions the court for custody of her children.
- (with some SS collar tabs on her shirt) "Veee have Vayyys to make you talk.......
-(Thinking to herself...) How long to I have to play along with this shit before I can get a gig over at Fox and not have to deal with you aholes any longer?
-the right eye for the left guy
-I wonder if those internet ads claiming no botox really do work.........
-Congressman? Did you just sneeze improperly? Can I get security in here NOW.
-HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was on her way to Capitol Hill to testify on Swine Flu when she was hit in the eye with a snowball from children out of school on a snow day, during Global warming.
This administration just keeps giving great material. Maybe Kathleen just sneezed in the wrong elbow and caught her eye on a stray button. Damn, I'm glad Al Gore created the Internet so we all can share these funnies.
