Kennedy Water Dog lands at the White House

How ironic? A Portuguese Water Dog which can be traced back to Edward, I'm sorry Mary Jo, Kennedy, will be presented tomorrow. Oh happy day.

The Messiah and his anointed wife had decried that they would get a first dog from a rescue shelter on the campaign trail. They cited Malia's allergy problems. But Bo, the already named dog, has a trail all the way back to Teddy Kennedy. A Kennedy with cancer giving a dog to the Messiah and his family. The second coming of Camelot after just rescuing the Captain taken by pirates. The Today Show will most likely have a live feed for 4 hours in the morning, they have already been running stories about how great Water Dogs are. Sunni and Shi'a Muslims consider dogs dirty. And an unaccepted Sunni tradition shows that black dogs are evil, according to Muhammed.

Then again, perhaps we wouldn't have this discussion because The Messiah had not attended church until this weekend. And had to since it was Easter weekend. He couldn't find a church. Huh?

After reading the story about the new black, water dog which will be in the White House, Bo is neutered, so he should have something in common with The Messiah. Water Dogs require alot of attention. Since he'll be in the People's House, will Bo be given access to the Teleprompter too?

How about a cat in the White House? Clinton and Bush both had one along with a dog. We recused our F4 generation Bengal before she went to the shelter. Muslims both fear and revere cats. Simply read Persian history. You won't see a cat in this White House Administration. It's alright, we excuse those friends of ours who have dogs. We love dogs too, but cats are simply so much more intelligent than dogs, and Sasha and Malia could have the whole dander, allergy issue taken care of by adopting a Bengal cat. Won't see a cat in this Administration. You've gotta wonder why this President took 11 weeks to finally find a church to attend, Easter weekend. Be there next week? Not so much.