Sunday, June 22, 2008

Polish Popgun pops off

Oh my. Popgun Gradkowski feels slighted. According to an interview on Sirius radio, Gradkowski, while discussing his time in Tampa after the 2006 season and the free agent aquisition of Jeff Garcia before the start of the 2007 campaign.
His comments were, "it was like I wasn't even there, after being a starter for 11 games, I felt like an afterthought."

AFTERTHOUGHT????????? You bitched you didn't get a chance to prove yourself and you feel slighted that the Bucs brought in a Pro Bowl QB to replace you. Enjoy your 1 year in St. Louis, you're next stop is arena league. You were given 11 games in '06 and came in in replacement in '07 for one game, you couldn't even manage that game against the Redskins.

Perhaps when you don't make the Rams squad, you could manage a few pop warner squads for the upcoming season. However, I hope you make the Rams squad and after Marc (IR) Bulger and Trent (human Concussion) Green go down to injury around week 8, the good football fans of St Louis will be treated to some of the worst quarterbacking ever seen in their history.

Chris Simms-
This is tough for me because I like Chris Simms. I really felt that Chris Simms might have a future in the NFL with another franchise other than the Bucs, but his recent behavior is really on the verge of destroying his career. Simms decided that he was going to skip the mandatory workouts and is now on the cusp of being fined by the Bucs front office. If Simms doesn't report to training camp, Simms will lose over a million dollars and will be put on the failed to report list, all the while remaining Bucs property through this entire NFL season. Was Chris not watching the scenerio the Bucs took with Jake Plummer?
Chris, you've got NFL talent, lose the sports agent you have which is destroying your career. If you don't get your shit together, and soon, you'll lose any career you might have had in the NFL and will become nothing more than an answer to a trivia question.

Jasmine gains control


6 weeks ago, we made an addition to our household, Jasmine, the Bengal feline who was posted on Craigslist for adoption. We welcomed her with open arms but learned that she had undergone alot of stress during her 3 years.


Well, Jazz has taken off in our house. Our 11 pound kitty is flying all over the homestead, room to room. She has discovered the fuzzy cushy balls which belonged to Orph, and loves to play fetch. In fact, it's not so much fetch anymore, more like mandatory, you throw the ball, I'll bring it back somewhere near you but you better throw the ball again. Hours on end this cat will retrieve the ball over and over and over.


After we adopted her, she would hide in the guest bedroom for days, only coming out during the evening hours, now however, she's made herself known as an alarm clock for a morning feeding at 5am.


We are very happy that she's come around and is becoming so secure in her environment that she jumps onto the couch and lays on her back with her belly fully exposed. She is now in and out of our bed at night, and I'm sure it won't be long until she is sleeping with us on a nightly basis.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Sick Sick Sick, future Springer guest

I was watching television this evening and came across this story from Hickory, North Carolina. Evidently, some male, (I can't use the term-man) bagged up 4 kittens in a tied off potato sack and then decided to drive through a busy local intersection and toss the bag out of the window. A witness watched several cars run over the bag and once the onlooker saw the bag moving, she realized there was something living in the bag. There was a surviving kitten in the bag of four, the others were run over.

What is happening to our society? One half of our society seems to want to be on Judge Judy or Jerry Springer and the other half wants to be on the next reality show. Massive foreclosures on houses are resulting in massive influxes of animals to shelters, but this display of animal cruelty should be prosecuted the fullest letter of the law. If I were governor, people which killed harmless animals such as dogs and cats would face much harsher penalties. This is a moral issue.
I hope the folks in Hickory, North Carolina can find this piece of human debris which committed this heinous act. Hopefully justice can be served.




http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/06/16/dnt.kittens.in.road.wsoc

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Aspen open for business!

Got a couple grand laying around? Wanna quick getaway for the weekend? Well, Aspen Colorado is re-opening their ski resort June 13th. Why it's June, how can this be?

Well, while I was trying to determine my carbon footprint here on Earth, I came across this story about Aspen re-opening this coming weekend. They are re-opening because they still have over 3 feet of snow on the mountain after record snowfall this past season.

While the media global warming lapdogs have been watching thermometers in the Northeast more closely than the oil price, showing kids playing in fire hydrants, explaining all the signs of heat stroke, hey! CNN! it's summer, it supposed to be hot. But nary a comment about all the snow or sking in June in Colorado. Maybe Al Gore can fly in this weekend and catch a little late season snowboarding.

So much for that rant, I'll go back to determining my carbon footprint so I can save the world. I think I'm a 10 1/2.

Chris Simms finally talking

Various Tampa Bay media outlets are reporting this morning that Chris Simms feels as if he's being held hostage. Well, he made 7 million in the past 2 seasons, for that kind of money, someone kidnap me.

Of course it's been long rumored that Chris Simms was Rich McKay's boy and Gruden was never completely sold on him. Simm's did come on in 05 when Brian Griese went down with a knee injury and led the Bucs to a division title and a one and done in the playoffs. (Shepperd still caught that ball, but that's another story) When Griese was released by the Bucs, Simms became the starter for the ill fated 2006 fiasco, I mean season. Chris ruptured his spleen in the fourth game of the season against Carolina and hasn't played since. Up until the Carolina game, Simms was playing poorly, 7 ints and only one touchdown and throughout his career has had a problem with balls being deflected at the line of scrimmage. I believe this problem to be caused by his slow throwing motion.

I've liked Chris Simms. I thought he had potential to be a starting caliber quarterback in the NFL, just not with the Bucs. He's better suited for a more vertical passing attack. He has a tremendous deep ball, but struggles on the checkdowns and passes to backs. And though I've never met him, I'd say he seems to be quite personable, seemingly always flashing his 'Aw Shucks smile.

I do believe he will be playing in another venue this upcoming season, but I don't look for him to be released until the second or third week of training camp. The Bucs have him under contract and after investing 7 million in salary over the past 2 seasons, will wait to make sure Jeff Garcia doesn't holdout or that someone doesn't go down with an injury. The St. Pete Times article this morning quoted Simms as saying the Bucs received 2-3 offers for a trade during April's draft, so there is some interest. My choices would be Oakland, Chicago, Minnesota, and possible Green Bay or Buffalo. A NFL team will have injuries at the quarterback position and will be looking to add depth. And then, the Bucs can close another chapter in the drama which has been this offseason.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Polish Popgun Poised for Takeoff

It appears after all that there was an NFL franchise in need of a undeceive, easily overwhelmed quarterback with no arm to create a deep threat. That franchise would be no other than the Bucs nemesis in the late 1990's, the former "Greatest Show on Turf", the St Louis Ewes. My, how the mighty have fallen in the arched city.

After doling out an outrageous amount of money for Marc Bulger at the start of last season, then see him injured again during the regular season, Ewes management decided to shore up the QB position by signing, Trent "Glass Jaw" Green. Are you kidding me? This guy has been a walking concussion for Kansas City and Miami for the past 3 years, and a team signs him to be the #2 man, knowing at anytime Bulger might (and most likely, WILL) go down with injury again.

So this week, in a very bold move, the Ewes stepped up to the plate and signed the formidable Bruce Gradkowski off waivers. Bruce will have to compete with the college flop, Brock Berlin as the 3rd string QB, which I think he can achieve simply on the fact he's got more experience than Berlin. Then again, who knows.

I'm sure that many cold,frosty adult beverages were hoisted this week in sports bars all over the St Louis region, rejoicing the fact that Gradkowski was coming to town. And given the track record of the health of the two QB's infront of him, if he makes the team, Ewes fans could be in for a real treat this season when Grads hits the field. It's something special to watch. He'll win your heart in preseason and rip it out in the regular season.

The Rams ripped the hearts out of Bucs fans in 1999 with the Bert Emanuel "non catch" at the end of that hard fought contest. I just believe this is karma, a former Buc coming to St Louis to break their hearts. I can only hope.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Jerramy Stevens and the end of the world

It's been interesting to see how much controversy has been created by the Bucs re-signing Stevens at the TE position. A Seattle paper came out last year with reports about alleged rape allegations while he was in college, with no criminal charges filed. But this week the Slant Pete Times and the Gruden hating 620WDAE, which happens to be the flagship station of the Bucs, has come down hard on the ownership by re-signing Stevens.

These stories which are being reported now aren't anything new. Where was the outrage last year? No where. Stevens has a 2 game suspension for his DUI conviction. He played an entire season in Tampa last year and was the second leading receiver for TD's. Are we not to believe that he's changed his life or has retribution for what he's done in the past even after listening to his response to the media?

Is this what society has become? We pass judgement on a you tube video, or text messages? Society these days loves to build up people who aren't stars, see any reality show, but just so quick to tear down those which have achieved any sort of success. It's sort of a sickness which I find disturbing.

Oh Jeff............

Jeff Garcia, a player I really wanted the Bucs to sign last year, has been making all kinds of noise here in the offseason that now he wants more money. He wants more money for what? Going into the 2007 season, he signed a two year contract with incentives. He didn't meet the incentives and now with the 08 season looming, Jeff is making his displeasure known by publicly stating that he will retire before playing in 08 for the Bucs.

Jeff, go ahead and retire. Unless you have some inside track on making a bazillion dollars in the market, your high profile wife and new child are going to require some monetary attention.
Instead of dragging all this out in the media, giving them something to frenzy over in the offseason, why can't you, your agent and Bruce Allen sit down and discuss what your needs are? After all Jeff, you did sign a 2 year contract, if you want to retire, you are going to have to return last years 1.5 million dollar signing bonus. Carmella has been public about wanting to extend her career, and if you aren't a starting NFL QB, her stock drops more than yours.

Jeff, sit down, and work this out, Bucs fans want you at QB this year, stop being basically an asshole.

Monday, June 2, 2008

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

Regular readers here know I'm not a hockey fan. I was introduced into the nuances of the game by my good friend Peter Davis, but I never really got hooked on what seemed to be a soccer game on ice. It must be a northern thing.

Well, my girlfriend is from Southern Canada, errr, Michigan, and "her" Red Wings were playing game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals this evening. The game started at 8pm, and here it is 12:50 am Tuesday morning and the game just finished. Detroit was leading 3-2 with 35 seconds to go in the game, when Maxine Talbot scored a goal to tie the game. Well, this isn't regular season hockey where you play one period and have a shootout, it's sudden death. Extra innings in a baseball game is referred to as free baseball, the folks in Detroit almost got a free extra playoff game for the price of admission tonight. At 9:57 of the 3rd overtime Petr Sykora scored the game winning goal. Outside of the 1980 Olympics when the US beat the Soviet Union, it had to be the most exciting hockey game I've ever watched.

Peter, I know somewhere, somehow, you had to be watching tonight. That was one hell of a hockey game.

Henry cut

Not 24 hours after I posted my musings on the future of Denver RB Travis Henry, the Broncos have released the troubled back after only one year in Denver. This move will perhaps allow Travis more time to work on fathering a couple more children so he can field an entire squad. And you thought the Brady Bunch was a load.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Pittman gone, Stevens in, Taylor maybe?

Since I've missed a few weeks of posting, I thought I'd catch up with some issues dealing with the Bucs today.

Michael Pittman-
This past week, former Buc Michael Pittman signed as a free agent with the Denver Broncos. I believe this might signal some serious issues the Broncos are having with troubled RB Travis Henry by adding experience at the position. I wouldn't be surprised to see Henry released by Denver in the next few weeks. Mike was a fan favorite here in Tampa. He came on board from Arizona and brought those massive biceps with him. In 2002, he ran for 124 yards in Super Bowl 37 while helping the Bucs secure their first championship. He didn't garner much interest from other teams during the early part of free agency, and given the current contract/holdout/Rosenhaus induced idiocy by Earnest Graham, I was hoping the Bucs might re-sign him if Earnest continues to follow ill-advised advice from his agent. The Broncos are a good fit for Mike, their zone blocking technique makes 1000 yard backs out of just about anyone who can carry a football. His devotion to team will make him a favorite in the locker room. Mike, sorry to see you go, thanks for the memories, and best wishes for success in the coming year.

Jerramy Stevens-
Lost in the discussion over the release of Bruce Gradkowski was the re-signing of TE Jerramy Stevens. Stevens, a former first round draft choice, was a free agent after signing a 1 year contract with the Bucs for the 07 season. Stevens drew little interest from other teams and decided to try another season with the Buccos. I wrote on this blog in January, that I thought he came on late in the season last year and should have been given another chance in the 08 season to see what he can do. After all, the only receiver on the roster last year with more touchdowns was Joey Galloway. He comes with baggage, but nothing more than he had coming to One Buc Place last season. He was a model citizen last year and has done nothing in the off season to prove he won't do the same during 08. This move does create a bit of a log jam at the TE position. The Bucs signed 5th year player Ben Troupe from Tennessee and John Gilmore from Chicago during the free agency period. Troupe showed promise in Tennessee with a plus 50 reception effort in 2005 and Gilmore is known more for his blocking than his pass catching ability. It makes one wonder if the Bucs might just keep all four TE's on the roster this season, perhaps moving Gilmore to a fullback/H-back type player sort of like Patrick Hape filled several years ago.

Jason Taylor-
Here we go again with the on again, off again, retirement, I want to be a Hollywood star DE from Miami. Outside of Brett Farve not sending in his retirement papers, this has been the other big story of the off season. Jason spent the off season starring on the reality show, Dancing with the Stars, he and his partner came in second. I couldn't tell you who his partner was because I never watched 1 second of the show. What I do know is, this guy still has a football motor and can be a major upgrade to any team. This afternoon he held a presser which was under the guise of promoting his celebrity golf tournament, but in reality was about him saying he doesn't want to play anymore for the Miami Mullets. He's given 11 years to the Mullets and has nothing to show for his time served. He's 32 and stated he only wants to play 1 more year and then move on to pursue a movie career while the window is open. What window?? The Mummy part 4 where he co-stars with the Rock? Has Hollywood determined from him doing the Cha-Cha on ABC that he is the next Robert DeNiro? He's played football his entire life.

Jason, I understand you think you have more tenure and more of the team behind you in Miami than Bill Parcells, but you had better think again. You also should not set absolutes such as saying you will only play for 1 more year. You've played football your entire life, not acting. Ask Brian Bosworth how that acting career went.

I wont lie, I'd love to see Jason Taylor here in Tampa next season. If I were Bruce Allen, I'd offer Chris Simms, a third round pick in 2009 and a 4th round pick in 2010 ONLY if Taylor will sign a 3 year contract. That allows Taylor to make some more money, a chance at a championship and stay in Florida which is one of his desires. If he wants a one year contract only, Taylor will be traded to San Diego, Indy, Dallas or Jacksonville. Regardless, Taylor will not be in Aqua and Orange next year.

Bruce Allen, are you reading this blog?

In January, I outlined some moves I wished the Bucs front office would undertake in the offseason. Hmmmm, I wish I could pick the lotto numbers as well as I forecasted the moves by the Bucs. I called for the release of Gradkowski, release of Anthony Becht, release of Greg Spires, all have happened. I called for the resigning of Mike Bennett and Jerramy Stevens, check. I suggested a renegotiation of Kevin Carters contract. check, check.

During my draft analysis, I said the Bucs needed to focus on 4 spots, a disruptive UT to play DL, speedy receiver to return kicks, OL depth, and a CB. Shazam, the Bucs deliver the goods. Dre' Moore, Dexter Jackson, Jeremy Zuttah and Aqib Talib.

My gut feeling is that the 2008 version of the Bucs are going to be more focused on the running game. The OL has made advances in the past 2 years, and with the addition of TE's, I believe the Bucs will be more about moving the chains and controlling the clock. Tampa might have won the playoff game last year versus the Giants had they not abandoned the running game so early. With the system the Bucs run, you must control the clock, run the ball and have a nasty DL which creates turnovers in the Tampa 2. It will be an interesting season in 08. Can the Bucs be the first ever team in a host city to play in the Super Bowl for the ultimate home field advantage.?

New family addition


Readers of this blog are familiar with the fact that on April 21st, I had to put my best friend for the past 14 years, Orphie to rest. After dealing with cancer, and ensuing respiratory distress, we had to say goodbye. Orph, you will never be forgotten.


While I had thought about getting another cat after Orph, I wasn't really looking for one until after hurricane season. BUT, I was on Craigslist one afternoon and found a beautiful young female cat whose owner was moving to a nursing home and could no longer care for her. The listing stated that she might have to go to the pound if she wasn't adopted and with the animal shelters swelling now with the poor economy, a trip to the pound can mean bad things for animals these days. Her name is Jasmine and was located in Port Charlotte. The photo attached to her listing, reminded me so much of what Orph looked like when she was young. Jazz has a shy side and was under the bed for several days after we brought her home, but after 3 weeks now, she's spreading her wings around the house, and I guess she'll keep us!

Goodbye Gradkowski, enjoy the AFL

At 6:30 pm Friday, the Buccaneers issued a press release stating that they re-signed TE Jerramy Stevens and have released QB Bruce Gradkowski. I must say I was elated to read this news. The Toledo product joined the Buccos after being the 194th pick (6th round) in the 2006 NFL draft. Gradkowski was an interesting prospect. A gutsy competitor who was constantly pushed by Jon Gruden, brought an NCAA completion percentage record.

In the 2006 preseason, Gradkowski led all quarterbacks in touchdown completions and had a small cult following establishing in the Tampa region. But, preseason is not the same as playing in the regular season. Bruce was thrown into action on week 4 after season ending injuries to Luke McCown (who was lost in preseason) and Chris Simms who ruptured his spleen in Tampa on week 3 against Carolina.

Bruce suited up in Pewter and Red starting his first game in New Orleans. His debut was remarkable for a rookie completing 20 of 31 attempts for 225 yards no interceptions and 2 scores. The Bucs lost the game though on a late game 65 yard punt return for a touchdown by Reggie Bush.

The New Orleans game was Bruce's highlight of the season though. He struggled with the offense as the season went on. His decision making was questionable and opposing teams recognized his inability to throw the deep ball. The 2006 Buccaneer season was a disaster, finishing a paltry 4-12. Gradkowski started 11 games, and was replaced in mid game in week 14 in Chicago. Gradkowski was totally ineffective in the first half (5-11-37 yards) and was replaced by journeyman Tim Rattay who rallied the Bucs by tossing three touchdowns and sending the game to overtime. Just as a reflection of the dismal season, the Bucs lost in overtime 34-31. Gradkowski would not start another game for the Bucs again. Ratty played effectively in the final two games, sparking questions about whether or not he should have been the starting quarterback sooner in the season given his NFL experience and familiarity with the West Coast offense.

The 2007 campaign started with the introduction of Jeff Garcia as the starting quarterback having coming to the Bucs as a free agent from Philadelphia. With a healthy Luke McCown, Tim Ratty moved on, Simms was placed on IR and Gradkowski was the third string quarterback. The only time Bruce saw action in 07 was in week 11 against the Redskins at Ray Jay. With Garcia being knocked out with a back bruise, Gradkowski entered the game with the Bucs nursing a 2 touchdown lead. Bruce showed once again that he was overwhelmed with the offense, and doesn't strike any fear in defensive secondaries. Two times he missed an open Joey Galloway deep which would have sealed the game for the Bucs. The Redskins simply moved 8 men in the box, shut down the running game and crawled right back into the game. Gradkowski was so ineffective that Garcia, back bruise and all, re-entered the game with the score 19-13 late in the 4th quarter.

Given the plethora of quarterbacks on the Bucs roster this offseason, some moves at the position were expected before the start of training camp. Jeff Garcia, Luke McCown, Brian Griese, Bruce Gradkowski, Chris Simms, Jake Plummer and rookie Josh Johnson. Plummer will never report to play for Tampa. Simms, who has not attended any OTA's this year will, in my opinion, come to training camp as an insurance policy but will be traded somewhere around the third week of preseason after another team suffers an injury at quarterback and needs depth. So for now, the Bucs odd man out was Gradkowski. Thank you Bruce Allen.

If there is any NFL franchise in need of an easily overwhelmed quarterback who cant throw more than 20 yards effectively, Gradkowski is available. In all reality, he'll be playing in the Arena Football League somewhere soon.