Saturday, August 22, 2009

Women of America, watch out sista........


All you Botox bunnies, Nutri-system Nannies, Slim fast Sweeties, and South Beach diet sluts.
You all are starving yourself while the First Lady of the United States parades around looking like Michael Strahan showing up for training camp. Birkenstocks and shorts, fullback sized thighs, but she's the reincarnation on Jackie O. She's got wonderful arms. Bill Clinton had to worry about ashtrays getting thrown at him by Hillary, if Barrack gets an ashtray thrown at him from C.C. Sabathia, he better duck.