Crazy Dave's

I was watching Meet the Press with David "Sasquatch" Gregory this morning. One of his guests was Obama campaign manager, David Axelrod. There is something creepy about this guy. He looks slimy, and he's from a slimy city. Then as I watching listening to him dance around answering any questions Gregory fired to him, it hit me. He reminds me of the guy you see at 2am doing cheesy commercials for his local business.

He comes on your screen wearing a brown leisure suit with a 3 inch wide white belt holding his pet poodle while yelling madly. Howdy folks, Crazy Dave here from Crazy Dave's Mattress City, 1060 West Addison. All this inventory must go. I'm blowing it all out. Buy a Serta queen pillowtop and get a free headboard. Buy a complete 9 piece bedroom set, get a free senate seat. Everything's gotta go folks, we're closing our doors in three weeks and moving to Washington. Come on down, buy some bunk beds and register to vote. Already registered? Not a problem, our ACORN representatives will help you register again. Look at this Tommy Bahama Canopy set. 7999? No. 6999? No. 5999? No. 4999 cash and carry today and we're throwing in an autographed picture of Ron Gettelfinger and 100 shares of GM stock. And now back to our late night movie.