She speaks!

The Today show this morning aired a snippet of the interview with the formerly unnamed 33 year old single mother of the octuplets born last week. It has yet to be released whether or not NBC paid for the interview. Seeing that GE stock is at 11.00 a share, maybe not a wise use of funds if they did pay money to talk to this ditz.

It didn't take long for the victim card to be played. She struggled with depression. Of course you did. She claims she wanted a large family to make up for the isolation that she felt as an only child. Isolation? You're the ONLY freaking child. You are the focus of attention. She claims she had a dysfunctional childhood. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhht.

She has collected 165,000.00 in worker's compensation funds from a back injury suffered at work. Slip and Fall? Call. Morgan and Morgan. She's collected money and not worked since 2000 due to a back injury yet somehow she can tote around 8 kids in the womb for 9 months?

She claims she was married and her husband finalized their divorce last year, after being separated for 5 years. Was he hanging around to see if there was going to be a windfall profit in the future? Just a thought. Well, seeing how this woman has not 1 but 2 publicists, and has reportedly been shopping around her story for money.

She also said that she has used the same fertility expert for all 14 of her children. Did this expert work at Miracle Gro before entering into the fertilization field? The sperm used for the in-vetro process was donated by a "friend". Hmm. I wonder when he'll be trotting out to tell his story for a few bucks? Coming soon to a National Inquierer cover in a grocery store by you soon.

I have a question for Ms. Suleman. Are those lips live or Memorex? Just a little too Angelina Jolie Botoxed up for me to believe they are real.

I really feel sorry for these poor children who have been brought into this world by this selfish woman. I'll bet money that this woman will have a tv show within a year.