Offensive season predictions

Oh I know, Brett Favre might be on his way to Lake Buena Vista according to media reports, but I don't believe it. A month ago, I would have enjoyed having Brett, but not now. There is no way that he will be able to digest the entire playbook Gruden has developed for the offense which, according to Derrick Brooks, is 50 CHAPTERS long. Not to mention the media circus which will follow Lord Favre to Tampa.

I am ready to enter the field of battle with Jeff Garcia under center, who understands the offense now after a full year here and is a warrior on the field. Not to mention that Jeff, to my knowledge is the only current QB to be married to a former Playboy playmate of the year. Take that Tom Brady! and your Victoria Secret model girlfriend, and the other woman you have another child with. Carmella is smoking hot!

Alright, lets address the upcoming season and my predictions for personal performance.

QB- Garcia- 3100 yds- 25td-7ints

RB-Graham- 1500 total yds-12 td's
RB Dunn- 800 total yds-4 tds
RB Bennett- 850 yds- 5 tds

WR- Bryant- 80-1200-8tds
WR Galloway- 50-900-6tds

TE- Smith- 48-500yds-5td's
TE-Stevens-25-260yds-5td's

I believe the Bucs will finish in the top 10 in offense this year, scoring a team record number of points and once again finish in the top 5 of NFL defenses. This could lead to something great in the post season, but then again, these are just predictions made before the games which count start.