Must be rough in ChowdaTown this weekend

What you chowda eatin folks must have thought was going to be a two game sweep of the Rays turned into a split of the series. Now, on Sunday night are you are watching the San Diego Chargers destroy the New England Kodaks? 30-12 with 5 minutes left in the game.

Advice to Kodak fans, don't be making any plans to attend Tampa Stadium in February. In fact, you might not want to make any football plans after December 28th this year at all. Ouch! That hurts doesn't it? Yeah, sort of like coming home early from work and finding your wife in bed with your best friend.
IMAGINE, how could the world ever survive if the Red Sox and the Patriots don't win their championship games, or even participate in them? Dear God! Forget about problems in the financial markets, the ESPN, Sports Illustrated, and other major media sports writers in the Northeast will be jumping from the windows of their offices in their Ivory Tower's. I say start jumping. Don't wait for the crowd, feel free, start at any moment.
A bottom in the financial market is called capitulation, we've not seen that from the Sox yet, but I believe we are near that point for the anointed Kodaks. What will the Hoodie do if the Patriots finish .500 or less this season? Keep him away from the Skyway during the Super Bowl this season might be good advice.