When will sanity return to the NFL?

As we are heading into week six of the NFL season, there is turmoil in many houses of the franchises. San Diego has the same record as the Miami Mullets, of 1-15 fame last season. The Philly Buzzards are 2-3 and their quarterback hasn't thrown a touchdown in two games (and he's killing me on one of my fantasy teams) Cleveland, who had Derek Anderson under center last season, can't seem to find the endzone. Indy is struggling badly. God's anointed team, the Patriots, have lost their Messiah. Perhaps Obama can lay his hands upon Cassel and all will be well with the world. Finally, I am only 10 games above .500 on my selections this season (40-30). Not good.

So this week,
Minnesota over the hapless Lions
Crackheads over the even more hapless Ewes
New Orleans scores 40 points and beats da Raydas
Mullets win their third in a row over Houston
Jets score 35 and whip Cincy
Chicago over Atlanta
Indy over Baltimore
Tampa wins a close one over Carolina
Jags over Denver
Dallas over Arizona
Buzzards over San Fran
Seattle over Green Bay
San Diego gets even for last seasons playoff loss over New England
Giants score 38 and destroy Cleveland on MNF.